Although man of you may think that Biz Caj is the baddest bitch, that is in fact misleading. Apparently, Trina is in fact, Da Baddest Bitch. Here, Khia–who is also in the running for baddest bitch of all time–reviews Trina's new album, Still Da Baddest. I don't think that she liked all that much:
FIRST OFF!!!! LETS START WIT DA ALBUM COVER!!!!! LIKE I SAID B4..... DAT BULLET AINT DA ONLY THANG DATS BEEN IN HER YUCK MOUTH.. AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS HER HEAD IS BIGGER DAN HER BODY NOW!!!! SHE LOOK JUST LIKE DAT BOBBLE HEAD ON HER PAGE!!!!!!! NOW DATS ONE THANG DA BITCH GOT RIGHT!!!!!! DAT BLACK DRESS IS A HOT MESS....... SHE LOOKED LIKE A BURNT THIN-IN DINNER!!! ALL I SEE IS RIBS AND BONES.....SINCE DAT PEDIALITE AND ENSURE AINT WORKING. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND.....STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! CUZ HO YOU LOOK LIKE U ON UR LAST TRIMESTER.. AND BITCH PLEASE DONT BLAME DAT RAPID WEIGHT LOSS ON DA LEMON JUICE DIET!!! CUZ WE ALL KNOW AINT NO BITCH OUT DA HOOD WILLINGLY LOOSE ALL DAT WEIGHT!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! HO U AINT PARIS NOR NICOLE AND IN DA HOOD, THE BOYS ARE SCARED OF U POINTING AND WHISPERING..... SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GOT DAT THUNDA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!
NOWWWWWWW!!!!!WE GOING INTO THE INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER...... STARTING WIT DA FEET!!!! WHY DIDNT YO GLAM SQUAD..... TERRENCE DAVIDSON, MISA HILTON AND NADINEEEEEEEEEE TELL U TO GET A PEDICURE GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY AND YO HEAD LOOK BIGGA DAN YO BODY!!!! WHAT IS REALLY GOIN ONNNN???????? FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS, DIS WAS A BAD TIME FO YOU TO PROMOTE AN ALBUM!!! U SAY IF MINE EVA COME OUT!!! U SHOULDVE WANTED ANYBODY TO SEE U ... LOOKIN DA WAY U DO!!!!!AND DEY NEED TO BE FIRED IMMMEDIATEDLY!!!!! IT LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! BITCH, WASH UR ASS CUZ UR FEET SHOULD BE DA FIRST THANG DAT HIT DA WATER!!!!!!MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!!
TRACK 1: DA INTRO
THANK U FOR CONFIRMING DAT U'S A WEAK MINDED BITCH AND HAVE BEEN PUMPED AND INJECTED. AND NOW UR HAS DIFLATED. U C BITCH..... WE HAVE TO WATCH DA MESSAGE DAT WE SEND OUT TO OUR YOUNG GIRLS!!! DONT U HAVE A YOUTH FOUNDATION??????
LOVE YA SELF HOE!!!! MY NEW BOOK!!! BE SURE TO GRAB ONE!!!!!
TRACK 2: STILL DA NASTIEST BITCH
U A QUEEN???? RESPECT U??? U GOT DAT RIGHT BITCH!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!! AND U WOKE UP AND ITS APRIL FOOLS!!! AND U STILL THE HOE U ALWAYS BEEN. AND HOES DONT GET NO RESPECT!!!!!! PUPPETTTTTT!!!! U GOT A GOOD MEMORY!!!! TRY TO REMEMBER OTHER PEOPLE'S WORDS AT UR SHOWS!! SEE .....WHEN U IN DA BOOTH!!! THEY RECORDED FIRST AND DEN UR DUMB ASS MEMORIZED IT!!! ITS REAL IN DA FIELD HOE!! U LOOK LIKE U STRESSED!!! DO U HAVE DA WHOLE ALBUM MEMORIZED YET?????? IS RICK ROSS UR SINGING COACH????????
TRACK 3: KILLING U HOES
BITCH!!! DA ONLY THANG U KILLIN IS DA NEXT NICCA U FUCK. BEEN RAPPIN TEN YEARS AND DONT OWN NUTTHIN!!! KILL URSELF HOE!!! HANG URSELF!!! BITCH!!! JUMP OUT DA WINDA AND CHASE UR CD DAT I JUST THEW OUT AND GET RUNNED OVA WIT IT AT FULL SPEED!! BITCH, IM DRAGGING BY DAT DUSTY ASS WIG.... SO HOLD ON TO DA BUMPA AND GET THEE BEHIND ME. U GONE LEARN TO RESPECT DA QUEEN!!!!! U OUGHT TO TELL PLIES......" THANK U FO WRITING U DIS SONG." I GUESS DATS WHY HE WAS CALLING ME!!! TELL HIM I SAID DONT WORRY BOO!!! I AINT MAD, GET UR MONEY AND UR PUBLISHING!!! HELL HOE!! PUT ME ON.... ILL WRITE U A HIT!!! MINDLESS BITCH!!!
TRACK 4: SINGLE AGAIN
HATED IT!!!! WE GIVE DAT SHYT TWO THUMBS DOWN!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN BUT NOT BY CHOICE...... HOE WEEZYYY WOKE UP!!! HE DONT LUV U HOE!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN CUZ HE LEFT UR DOG ASS!!! HOE WHAT U GONE NAME YA BABY? BABYYYY? CUZ IN 98 U WAS FUCKING BABY!!! U AINT MARRIED YET????? U CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE. CUZ U LOOKED A HOT MESS IN DAT WHITE WEDDING DRESS!!! ALL WHITE IS NOT FO U!!! STICK TO DA STRIPPA SHOES!!! OR WRITE A BOOK LIKE UR TWIN SISTA....SUPAHEAD!!! CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U CANT SELL NO RECORDS. MY RECOMMENDATION..........PORN!!! OH, MY BAD, UR BODY IS DETERIORATING AND NOBODY WANNA FUCK U NO MOE!!! TRY A BLOW UP BOBBLE HEAD TRINA DOLL!!! CUZ UR PERFUME AINT SELLING EITHER!!!
TRACK 5: LOOK BACK AT ME
LOOK BACK AT WHAT???? GURL.. UR ASS IS GONE. AND US REAL QUEENS IS SOOO TIRED OF U TALKING BOUT UR ASS!!! WE ALL KNOW DAT IT IS AS RAGGEDY AS A MANGO SEED!!!!
GURL!!!! STOP STEALING PEOPLE SONGS!!!!!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS DAT LOOK BACK AT IT BELONGS TO THUGMISSES. DONT WORRY BITCH!! I AINT GONNA SUE YA LIKE WILLY DID ME!!!!
TRACK 6: I GOTTA THANG FO YA
DIS SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENTITLED...... KEYSHIA COLE!!! CUZ DA ONLY THANG WE WANNA HEAR IS DA HOOK!!! BITCH!!! STOP WHINNING LIL WAYNE DONT WANT U!!! HE GOTTA THANG FO ME. U HURD WHAT HE SAID........ "DA QUEEN WIT HER HAIR LIKE MINE."
TRACK 7: I GOT A BOTTLE
SO U DONE WENT BACK TO SUCKING PUSSY NOW????? CUZ I KNOW U SUCKED PLENTY PUSSY FO DIS TRACK!!!! I GUESS U TRYNA GET UR HOUSE BACK..... OH YALL AINT KNOW SHE FUCK FO TRACKS????? YEAH!!! DATS HOW SHE TRICKED WEEEZY INTO A RELATIONSHIP!!! DAT HOE WASNT REAL ABOUT IT!!!! DONT ACT LIKE YALL DONT KNOW DESE HOES FUCKS FO TRACKS!!! NOWWWW!!!! IS IT DA FOURTH OF JULY OR AM I AT DA CIRCUS??? CUZ I COULDA SWORN I HURD FYEWORKS!!! BITCH U A JOKE!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY MISSY WASTED HER TRACK ON U!!! I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF MY BIG RED CLOWN SHOE AND KICK U IN UR BIG BOBBLE HEAD!!!!!!!! DEY DONE MADE UR FACE UP FO DA LAST TIME..... RONALD MCDONALD. CAN I GET U SOME FRIES?????? EAT BITCH!!!!!!!!! OR DO U EVEN HAVE AN APPETITE?????
TRACK 8: I WISH I NEVA MET U
BITCH DIDNT I SAY STOP WHINNING!!!LEAVE DA SINGING TO DA SINGERS!!!! I BET U WISH U DIDNT MEET WEEEZY AFTER DA HIT ER UP DISS!! I PUT MY BOO UP ON GAME AND HE LEFT UR ASS RIGHT AFTER DAT!!!! THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN!!! YESSSSSS!!!!
TRACK 9: CLEAR IT OUT
U GOT DAT RIGHT....... UR BANK ACCOUNT CLEARED OUT, MAN CLEARED OUT, HOUSE CLEARED OUT, DEALS CLEARED OUT!! U CANT PAWN SHOES HOE!! AND DAT PUSSY NEED TO BE CLEARED OUT!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!
TRACK 10: STOP TRAFFIC
STOP TRAFFIC? HOE... FROM DA LOOKS OF UR FEET U STILL WALKIN DA STREETS. ITS BEEN TEN YEARS AND U AINT GOT OFF DA HOE SCROLL YET? YOU STOPPING TRAFFIC? HOE U BEEN STOPPING TRAFFIC SINCE OJ WAS DA JUICE. BITCH U A THROWBACK HOE. OLD AS DA ORANGE AND WHITE BUCCANEERS JERSEY!!!!! BITCH U NEED TO SADDOWN AND RETIRE!!!!! CUZ DAT PUSSY GOT MILES ON IT!!! WHO WROTE DAT SHYT!!! YOU AINT FROM NEW YORK , U FROM DA SOUTH!!! WHOEVER WROTE U DAT SHOULDVE GAVE DAT TO FOXY BROWN OR LIL KIM!!!!! OH!!!!!! YALL AINT KNOW DEY HAVE GHOSTWIRTER'S TOOOOOO? OOOOOPS... MY BAD.....DID PITBULL WRITE DAT??? OH....MUCH LUV PITBULL CUZ SEE I WRITE, PRODUCE AND COMPOSE ALL MY SHIT TOO!!!!!! GET MONEY BABY!!!!!
TRACK 11: PHONE SEX
IS DIS PRETTY RICKKKY????? I HEAR EVERYBODY BUT TRINA ON DIS TRACK. WIT DAT
PESTERING ASS VOICE. UUUUGH HER VOICE JUST ANNOYS ME.... BITCH!!! SHUT UP!!!
TRACK 12: HOT COMMODITY
I HEAR YA RICK ROSS!!!! U DA BEST WRITER DEY GOT A SLIP-N-SLIDE. BEEN DAT SINCE DAY 1. IM PROUD OF YA BABY!!!! GET MONEY
NOW... DAT ENDS MY REVIEW... DAT BITCH DONT GET A MIC.....SHE GET A CHORD!!!!
HANGIN!!! DA JOKE WAS ON U!!! ITS APRIL 2ND AND DA HOOD IS GAGING AT CHU!!!! ITS MY TURN NOW... AND FANS..... YALL ALREADY KNOW..... YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED....NASTI MUZIK 08!!! I GOT NEXT!!! IM ADDRESSING EVERYTHANG ON DA NEW ALBUM!!! IT GETS JUICIER!!!!
WIT DAT SAID......DIS IS DA END OF TRINA. NOTHING ELSE SAID!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT WEEZY DIS YEAR!!! THE THUG AND THE THUGMISSES!!! PASS IT ON
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