Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Greatest Hits of Internet Slang (Last Week Edition)

OK, so here is the slang that I have picked up around tha internets in the recent days. As my man Marcustotle is fond of saying–peep game.
Liberal Arts Hip-Hop (via the Woodman)–From what I can tell, this is anything that could also be called 'conscious rap' or some shit like that. Think condescending tone, mixed metaphors, white guilt, patchouli and short dudes with backpacks doing grafitti, or graf or tagging or whatever. ATCQ, Dela, Common. This doesn't mean that it sucks, though. Because I totally listen to that shit and that means that it can't suck.

Snugglefuck (via the TTL blog, via XXXchange)–Not that the phenomenon ever went away, but I am glad that I now have a word to use to refer to that weird morning sex where mouth to mouth contact is strictly prohibited. My discussions about this phenomenon/word have shown me that not as many people as I thought were into the snugglefuck. Weird.

The Bromance/the brodeo (first from TTL blog, second from the inimitable Becca)–Basically these two terms are exactly what you think they are, dudes just duding out on dude-stuff. I have to admit that there have been a lot brodeos going on in my life, so this term has really hit home.

BTDubs...I just rewatched Batman Begins. Katie Holmes does not wear a bra at any point during that movie. It is pretty intense. Go ahead, watch it. PROVE ME WRONG.

Oh and also, have you ever wished that you had, like, a whole bunch of remixes of Mariah Carey songs? Me too.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Long live Heath Ledger. Seriously, I am trying not to be a callous prick about this, but I will go ahead and point out that I would, if possible like to be found dead by a masseuse. If I had to be found dead, which is something that I would not like. You get the fucking idea. 
I honor of his upcoming role in the new Batman movie, I give you this.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

It is hard to argue with the facts...

The world is getting shittier everyday.

Black or White

I want to remind you all about the mindblowingness of the "Black or White" video when it came out. Remember when morphing was like, the most amazing thing that you have ever seen? I am so glad to have been alive when people when people were genuinely fucking impressed by visual effects. Now, I am like, AH, I don't know, the rendering on that CGI tiger's fur is a little off...fuck this movie. Part of the allure of this video is also the fact that it almost looked like MIchael was going to be able to pull himself out of the hole with this one. THat proved to be incorrect, however.

P 2 tha S. I just realized that this clip includes pre-weird-fat-pride Tyra!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Oh and BTW

Steak Fingaz is playing tonight @ the Scoot Inn. Shit is going to be EXTREMELY major. Get involved if you are in Austin.

New Years Resolution

Ok, Ok. I deeply apologize to all 6 people who read this thing, but things have been a little on the hectic side over here @ SExfaceRulez. I just took my QE (qualifying exams) yesterday and I just realized how worried/annoyed I have been by the whole thing. So now that it is done I can focus on my real loves–downloading way more music than I can ever listen to and making grand plans, only a fraction of which I will ever realize. In the spirit of these two things I have decided to definitively start blogging more, if only to let some of you onto the deep thoughts that I got brewing around this brain of mine. So stay tuned. In the interim, I want you to listen to this song. It is really good and was even in a movie that DMX was in! That is fucking cred.