And God So Loved the Earth...

That he gave us the Sensual Seduction mp3. Thanks Lloydski.

Sensual Seduction

This video is currently blowing my mind. Snoop channeling Rick James (?) in a video that looks like it was bootlegged off a late-80's beta tape. Pharrell take note, it is not necessary to suck ass when singing.

Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction [EXCLU]
Uploaded by PeteRock

9 Days Since My Last Post

OMG, are you guys ok? I hope that you haven't been worried, I meant to call, but things got hectic and you know...(trails off)

You will all be extremely happy to know that my rap trio, Steak Fingaz is continuing its ascent to world dominance. My production skills are so on point it is scary. I am like one of those kids on the X-Files that can levitate shit with their minds. I scare myself. Don't hate. We have 28 myspace friends, son! Where the fuck are you right now? That's what I thought.

I have spent the last few days in Los Angeles, metropolitan region of my birth and I have to tell you, that place still is the balls. I talked to a lot of folks about how much we hate LA and how much we love to hate LA and then I ate at a taco stand. I also checked out some movies...

No Country For Old Men: Eh. I know, I know...its the greatest movie to include a pneumatic pump, but didn't it seem like there was a little too much happening in this movie? For example, can someone tell me what the shit it was ABOUT? Was it about old dudes (Tommy Lee Jones) and how life changes and doesn't that suck? Or was it about Anton killing the shit out of fools, just because he had to? I don't know. It seems that, judging by the screen time, it was about Anton, but then at the end, here comes Tommy Lee Jones and then you are like, Hold on, is there some sort of shitty moral to this?

Love in the Time of Cholera: This was the worst pile of shit that I have seen in a long time. There is a lot of old man butt in this movie, something I don't recall from the book.

Battlestar Galactica: Razor: Any movie starring an asian chick with an australian accent is fine by me. Even if it is technically a TV movie. On the SciFi Channel.

Los Gauchos de Acero

Listen, I know that I am late on this boat, but check out this metal band from Argentina. I want to adopt that little girl, on the real.

Ice Cube is a Pimp

Seriously, people might be stoked that now rappers rep St. Louis and Michigan, but does anyone notice the corresponding slide in quality? Do we really need D12 in our lives?

Westside.

Snacks and Drugz

I am glad to see that both Mike Jones and PRGz are down with SteakFingaz's subject matter.





PS. Do you think that Mike Jones was really the first one with that Myspace page? I bet he ganked it from some other, anonymous arizonan mike jones. I wonder if he paid him off or if he just shanked the fool.

I Hate Racism/Steakfingaz Rulez

We (me) here at Sexfacerulez hate racism. Can't stand the stuff. In fact that is why we blast this song at all times.

In light of this, I was very troubled to hear about this development from the porn world, someplace that I have learned a lot of things from.

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

Hey, and speaking of rap music, bad words and ponytails, I figure it is time for yall to hear about the newest thing to hit the internets...SteakFingaz. Steakfingaz is a rap supergroup consisting of Sarah Smith (aka Harriet Thugman), Ryan P. Young (aka Snackface) and Myself (aka Sexface Killah). Our subject matter is pretty much snacks, booty and faces, and the overlap between the three. I just put a picture on teh the myspace so it is officially over for the rap game. Someone tell Jay-Z that I already wrote all of his shit before he even thought of it. Anyway, we only have 2 friends one myspace right now and Tom is still smuggly dominating the top 8 (really 4). So, befriend us on myspace, listen to our song (more coming this weekend) and tell your friends to add us, so that we can start getting Macy's myspace spam from them, holler!

PS. Our music is pretty NSFW, so watch out.

Charts representing rap

Look at this, I would summarize...but suffice to say that it has to do with Supermaning hos. Rap Charts.

The Office is On Strike

I am not used to Unions. I kind of like all of this camaraderie, though.

I am totally stoked on these guys...god damned internet taking our jobs...

Here's the Thing

Dudes, this little girl is fucking blowing my mind right now! Imagine the Xbox capabilities of four arms! Halo for days. What is so amazing about this article is the part where they point out that she is considered to be a reincarnated god in her village, but still, we gots to cut her up and make her normal. Hmm...

Oh and France? You blow. I have always said, the real lame-asses are not the bullies, but those douches who want to be the bullies. France is now in this group. Anybody who looks at the Bush administration and says, I will stand by you, no matter what, deserves to be fucking institutionalized. Part of Sarkozy's rationale is that America "saved" France during WWII, and therefore, the frogs are in our eternal debt. What about the fact that without France, we wouldn't even be a country? Who were we going to rely on during the Revolution, Portugal?

Happy Sunday

Life is good.

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

You know what? Sometimes a dude just has to post the Tracy Morgan jamerino, Werewolf Bar Mitzvah and hope that you love it.

Everybody who bemoans the state of music these days needs to step off. This is what the internet is for, son! Think about it, before the internets, Tracy Morgan would have just looked as his bros and said, Dudes, wouldn't it be super-awesome if we made a song called Werewolf Bar Mitzvah? And dudes would have been like, Yeah, pass me the bong. And that would have been it.

Seriously?
Seriously.

Not A Good Week

It hasn't been a good last 7 days for me. I think I might have been depressed, but often it is really difficult for me to tell if I am depressed or if I am hung over. They tend to happen in tandem. It all started out the other day when I came home and my dog had eaten a pen and that shit exploded all over my bed. Then I got a cold sore and then two simultaneous pairs of pants got a rip in the ass area. That pretty much exhausted my pant supply. And then, last night, I ate a gang of chinese food and then passed out at 8pm. I just woke up and it is 4 in the morning, and I have nothing to do except for fold clothes and listen to house music and it is fucking righteous. Nothing like a good dose of MSG to set the old noggin right. Let's get it poppin!!! I am going back to LA for Thanksgiving, so gird your loins, Angelenos. I have to pick up my books before them shits burn down.