Sunday, October 14, 2007

Steven Colbert Eats Maureen Dowd's Face

(not really)

check out this op-ed by Steven Colbert. Includes such pearls of wisdom as.

"Surprised to see my byline here, aren’t you? I would be too, if I read The New York Times. But I don’t. So I’ll just have to take your word that this was published. Frankly, I prefer emoticons to the written word, and if you disagree :(

...

Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too."

Happy Sunday. List to this jam imediatamente! Like now, punk!


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